Checked this club out on a...

Checked this club out on a Monday afternoon. Aside from the boss and the DJ there were a total of three customers including me. One guy was a "regular," the other a fellow monger. I walked in to an empty stage and a tv. The bartender was pretty and polite and explained that due to a scheduling mix up the girls were late. In all fairness, it was 10 minutes after open on a Monday. Of course, time didn't resolve the problem. It took about 20 minutes for a girl to get in stage to dance in her bikini.

After about 15 minutes a dancer showed up. She was blond, and about a 6.5. The other guy got her first for the VIP. I got the second girl up; she was about a 5, but spinner body. Went to couch area- which was kind of gross. The couch was sticky with a syrup like substance. The dancer immediately pointed out the blood on the curtain; when I asked the price of a dance she promptly informed me they were $20 per song (despite the advertised special on the board behind the bar- 2 songs for $20) and then asked for a tip- before she proceeded to give me an un-enthused dance, with minimal two way contact. Pasties warn the entire time. I declined a second dance.

I went back to the floor, only to strike up a conversation with the other guy about the quality of his dance. Apparently, he had a good dance. After the dance, I waited 15 minutes for another dancer to come out. I wanted to try the blond. No dancer ever came out.