I decided to visit the newly...

I decided to visit the newly remodeled Double Visions on a drive back home from Doylestown. I remember riding past the establishment as a younger child, wondering what it was, until I was old enough to realize, "oh, that's a strip club!" Very convenient to access, this club is set right on Route 611 by the Naval Air Base. Seems like there would be plenty of parking, with the exception of possibly a very busy Friday or Saturday night. But either way, the remodeled building is indeed very nice looking from the outside, and not much different once you walk in.

I highly debated checking off the "couple friendly" box, and then decided that may not be a good idea. I visited on a Thursday evening, and while there were many men present, I felt like an outcast. While the men around the bar were friendly, I sat for a half hour drinking a soda without one dancer approaching me. I struck up a conversation with a customer sitting next to me, and still, no girls. The bar itself is a rectangular bar with a raised stage in the middle of it. The girls do a set, then walk around the inside of the bar for tips, which I thought was oddly strange. I saw quite a few of them struggling to boost themselves up high enough over the coolers to even collect a tip in their top, even with their heels on. On the bright side, at least you aren't getting hit back to back with greedy dancers trying to suck more money out of you. Oh, wait, I forgot, not one dancer came to me for a tip. I had to resort to throwing crumbled up dollars onto the stage to show my appreciation.

The girls that I did see, I noticed were quite beautiful, with or without makeup on. As a female patron to a strip club, I love watching pole work and being entertained. Which, in turn, I was happy about, considering that I didn't notice some of the typical strutting around on stage, but in fact did see some feet leaving the stage. The music was your average suburb strip club music, with a mix of pop, top 40, and rock. There was a female DJ working that night, but it didn't seem like she was too interested in what she was doing.