An impromptu trip to Peoria brought...

An impromptu trip to Peoria brought me to the world famous Big Al's on a Thursday night. Five dollar cover, reasonable drink prices and a few very choice looking ladies. The club is huge, with a main stage in the center and two side stages for nights like this when the room is basically empty. There were 10-15 customers with a few obvious regulars. I thought it was pretty empty for 11 pm on a Thursday.

I spent quite a bit on tips at the pole and was generous with the waitstaff as well. That didn't influence the girls though. I had $200 in my pocket specifically for lappers and walked out with $120 when I left. Why? The girls at this club are aloof and stand-offish. I sat alone with my beer for probably one of the 4 total hours I was there. I began to wonder if I needed to stack the twenties on the table to garner any attention from these ladies.

The highlight of the night was when I went to the smoking area - a plus for the club. It's a heated indoor/outorr section where patrons can indulge their addictions. While in there, a very cute brunette named "Mary Jane" approached and asked if I was having fun. I told her I was alone and a bit bored because none of the girls were talking to me. She said she thought I was with a large group and was intimidated to approach me. She then told me she was going to "harass me all night." she ended up getting $80 from me for 3 lappers and we had a ton of fun. She is very "grabby" in the couch room and made my experience at Big Al's much better.