Whenever I am in Columbia I...

Whenever I am in Columbia I always visit Heartbreakers and it's sister club Platinum Plus. So I was in town this last week and visited HB on Wed night at 9PM & again on Thu night at 8PM. This place can be hit or miss on dancer quality and on these two visits, it was down right terrible.

On both nights I found the club so dark that I could not see who was on stage from 30 feet away. Probably a good thing because the few that I was able to see pass by were fuglies. I only saw 1 decent chick on Wed out of 6 or 7 dancers. It was a little better on Thu night. Maybe a dozen dancers with 2 or 3 cuties. I got no dances either night as I was either approached by fuglies or not at all.

I did get a lot of attention from the waitresses. Seemed like there were more of them than dancers and so few customers in the place. Seemed like one came around every 3 minutes to ask if I needed another $3.50 coke.