Whenever I am in doubt about...

Whenever I am in doubt about which club to go to I'll play it safe and go to The Landing Strip. The women are all attractive, though some have been their way too long, years in many cases. They obviously have very good memories too, because they'll come and sit down, know me by name and I haven't a clue who they are. Too bad too, since I'd like to spend my time and money with new, er... ah... faces. The drinks are expensive but considering I never drink more than one or two beers I don't mind. Plus the extra buck or two is compensated for by the club always having top drawer women. I appreciate not having someone trying to hit me up for tips in the washroom too. What's with other clubs having a guy in the toilet? I don't need help washing my hands, my dick maybe, if the dancers did it. Which reminds me, mileage used to be the norm at the LS but isn't anymore. Too much police activity I guess. But I'd sooner have a trim hottie naked in my lap than a skank willing to go the distance anyway.