Physical club is OK. Parking...

Physical club is OK. Parking lot is enclosed in a solid wall with 2 gates. Neighborhood looked semi industrial, but with the well lit parking lot and fence it felt very safe.

Paid $15 cover as it was after 7 PM, $10 before 7. Got a very cursory pat down. I did not realize until I got in that the cover that night was $5 per dancer. Yes, there were exactly 3 dancers on duty.

Dancer 1 was a white girl, average build, nothing special. Number 2 was Hispanic, a little baby fat, nothing to write home about either. Third was a black girl, very lean and fit, nice rack. The back wall had about 10 PLs nursing their bottled waters. I felt I was in for a rough night with a poor dancer to PL ratio.

You get a ticket with the cover, so you get a bottled water. No booze. Titty bar without the bar part, as is the case in CA. So I get my water and pick a comfy chair. Long runs of songs with nobody on stage.

Much to my surprise the hot black chick cuddles up next to me. Well spoken, intelligent, and a nice rack of c cup naturals peeking out of a loose fitting bikini top. We chat for a while. I make the mistake of saying it is my first time in the club, but she explains the deal. $10 couch dances, clothed...kinda...in the main room on couches. $75 for ten, yes ten, dances in the VIP top less. I decide to test the waters with a couch dance. Nice stick shifting, no complaints about my hand position. Near the end of the song I flip a boob out of the bikini top to reveal chocolate nipples the diameter of my little finger. Off to VIP I went.