I was in Detroit on Business...

I was in Detroit on Business and was looking for something to do Tuesday night. I decided to hit a club and based on reviews here I picked Players. The physical club was not bad. It was pretty small but was not dirty or trashy. When I got there, there were two girls dancing and a couple of girls hanging out at tables with customers. The girls dancing were big girls. They were chunky black girls, with big asses and just too much going on. The other girls were not much better. it seemed to be pot belly and fat ass night. I know some like that, but I am more of a thin, nice tight ass, and nice natural or even smaller breasts kind of guy. It was tough to pick one out that I felt was a solid 7 (I did find one, or she found me). The rest were just not there. More a mixture of 5's and 6's. It was probably the worst batch of dancers I have seen in a long time. They could have gotten away with it better if there had been some 8's and 9's mixed in to bring the average up. Maybe I am spoiled with Dallas, New Orleans, and Vegas.

Anyway, the prices were not high. Valet parking was $6, beers were $4 each, private room lap dances were $25. I grabbed a couple of dances with the 7. I couldn't understand her name. She had a european accent, maybe Russian or Ukrainian and I think she had had a bit too much to drink. If you go in there looking for her, she is tall, maybe 5'8" or 5'9" with her stripper heals on, and had dirty blond/brown hair. Not beautiful in the face but not ugly either. I thought she was the prettiest of the bunch though. She got better looking when her clothes started coming off. Very nice tits... I spent a lot of time there. When the curtain to private lapdance booth closed, she stripped down to her g-string, and went straight for my belt, zipper and goodies. No seductive dance to start off with, which I typically like. Just kind of sets the mood and gets the anticipation going. Anyway, got an adequate BBBJ and some FIV action for $25 per song. I also got the impression that there was more to be had on that menu of activities but I didn't explore that further. When it was time to stop I asked how many songs it was and She said it would be $250. I am totally certain but was trying to keep a song count going. It is hard with the distractions, but I had a count of 5 songs. My assumption was that she wanted more for the extra menu items. However, I didn't order them and she willing offered them up without even asking, so my thought was that they were included in the quoted $25 per song price. I did tip her exta and paid $150 rather than just $125. She was ok with it or at least seemed to be.

I definitely do not plan to repeat though. I may try another place tomorrow. One of the girls working told me that the Penthouse club was the classiest of the clubs. I liked this girl a lot just visiting with her, but she was just too fat for me. Big pot belly and an ass as wide as an axe handle. I wanted to do a dance with her but just couldn't bring myselt to do it.