If...

If you like Pina Coloda, getting caught in the rain. . . if you like cottage cheese, tattoos that give your eye a strain. Then this place is for you. Valet parking only, unless you are a pedestrian. Down at the end of the "Strip", and I don't mean stripper, in a light industrial area. Easy to find. Too easy. Once inside, pay your fee and go through the metal detector, but you don't have to take off your shoes. Then behold! The main bar is a large semi oval, kinda like the Indianapolis Speedway and almost as large. It is surrounded by bar stools then a row of tables, after that, more booths and tables in the grandstands. A large venue. At the center of all this is a center stage inside the bar oval where the girls will dance. They will also "strip" too - in a way - but not get totally naked. Why? I don't know, as most other clubs in the Burg are fully nude with either free beer or full bar. But maybe it is a good thing that they do not go fully nude.

One thing I can tell you is that these strippers mush have a day job at a dairy. I have never seen so much cottage cheese in a strip club before and I have been to a great many in my life. They very definitely ought to hire a Quality Control manager. You may as well buy a pair of panty hose and fill it with cottage cheese, same effect. And OMG, the tattoos. Hard to see the girl under the tats. if they don't work in the dairy, they work in the tat shop. They make Chumlee and Big Hoss look like a Beginner. I expected to see Lydia the Tattooed Lady next on the stage. Maybe my dancer quality rating of 3 is too high. Not one nice looking girl there.

I would stay away from this place, and I had been looking forward to my visit for quite a while as I don't get out much anymore. I was very disappointed. I will never go back.