OK, I walked over here from...

OK, I walked over here from MBOT, hoping to catch this porn star's show a little after lunch. What's the cover? Fifteen bucks to get in. If you want a Red Bull, that's another 3. If you want a soda, that's 5. Jeez....I should have kept that damn coupon!

So I pay the man and walk in, sans drink. Two girls and a guy are chatting in that little sofa/booth by the front entrance. I grab a seat by the rail.

After waiting for 10 minutes and nothing, absolutely nothing, happening, I get up and get ready to leave. One of the girls stops me and asks where I'm going. I was pretty pissed by this time. She says it's too early and all the dancers are still in the dressing room and besides, no one will get up to dance for only 2 guys. I'm outta there.