This was my first ever visit...

This was my first ever visit to stadium. I hate DC clubs because there is no touching/ no lapdance rule so I don’t see the point in going to them. If I want to see nude girls that I can’t touch I might as well look at them on the internet. They do a lot more and its much cheaper. Anyway, the only reason I went on this day was because I got a text to get in free before midnight. So I went there around 11PM and the first challenge was to find a place to park that was free and that would not result in a ticket. The first two places I tried I was told I would be ticketed and towed. Then I drove past the club to the other side of the bridge and parked in the neighborhood. The neighborhood looks a little sketchy but I later found out that many people who go to this club park here and its safe. If you don’t mind paying for parking there are several parking lots that charge 20-40 to park. There is even a random guy on the street that charges people to park on the street. I ignored him and parked myself. I doubt he is official.

I walked to the club (5 min walk from across the bridge) and there was no line. I guess I was early. I got a very aggressive pat down then showed my text to the front desk and proceeded in. I stopped at the ATM which charges 10% of what you take out (scam). Go to ATM before entering the club is my advice. The first thing I notice when entering the dance area was how small the club actually is. Half is for normal seating/standing and the other half is only for VIP which is $60. The second thing I noticed was there is very limited seating and as the night gets busier people can pay $500 for rights to a section of seating and anyone sitting there will be asked to move. They also have restricted standing areas. I like clubs where I can sit and relax. I hate having to stand the entire time Im at a strip club. The third thing I noticed should have been the first thing I noticed...there was no music playing and no girls on the stage. It turns out that the speaker system was busted and they needed a professional to come in and fix it. This wasn’t resolved until about 1AM. So for two hours patrons were forced to watch tv, or mingle with each other with no live entertainment. The club tried to keep people there by offering free watered down shots. I did meet some cool people but that’s not what I went out for. 2 hours without seeing a titty in a strip club is way too long lol.

Just as I was about to leave they got the music working and the first girls hit the stage. The girls at stadium get hyped up so much I was expecting each to be perfect 10s. That was far from the case. The talent isn’t that much better than the clubs I go to in southern Maryland. I will admit they some of them give way better stage shows but nothing I haven’t seen before at clubs like Extacy. I would say the girls ranged from 7-9 with maybe 1 or 2 10s. Most of the girls had what I believe was fake butt implants. As a matter of fact there were many girls with enhancements. Anyway that’s not my thing so I wasn’t that impressed with the quality.