Puzzles
Closed
3613 St Barnabas Rd, Hillcrest Heights, MD 20746, USA*

For the last few months this...

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maskmask21
Nov 3, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday After Midnight

For the last few months this club has been notoriously bad. I haven’t been here in the longest time. My past two trips here were very disappointing but I decided to check it out anyway to hopefully find a diamond in the rough after a failed night at Fuego’s. I got here around 1:30AM. I came in and paid my cover. I figured the club would close at around 3AM like normal but I would later find out that was a wrong assumption. I sat down and got myself settled scouting the girls. Most were doing lap dances staying busy. The girl on stage had a nice body and I started to think the club has turned a corner. The quality of girls, while not quite on par with the other clubs yet, was much improved from the last visit. If the club keeps acquiring talent like this they may become relevant again. After the girl I saw on stage got off I got a dance from her. The dance wasn’t as good as her stage performance so I only got 1. Just as I started to look for the next girl to dance with the lights came on. I ask the bouncer whats going on and he told me they were closed. I had just got there like 20 minutes ago and paid $20 cover. I was pissed. Why didn’t they tell me they were closing in a few minutes. Bad customer service in my opinion. That was the second failed strip club of the night. Still I hadn’t had enough yet so I decided to go to Bazz and Crue. Im not going to review it because my review never changes on that place (collection of 6-8’s on any given night with the potential of a 9 or 10 every once in a while, nice girls who don’t mind having a conversation and they work hard for their money, a local favorite club of mine that rarely disappoints)

Anyway Puzzles is headed in right direction it seems. I would have to go back on a weekend to see the full talent but after this experience that won’t be for a while. At the moment there are just too many other better clubs. But the $5 lap dance makes this and sinsaysionals one of the better values late night if they can get more quality girls. But there is no better value that Ebony Inn during happy hour shift.

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