Lusty's is kind of a hole-in-the...

Lusty's is kind of a hole-in-the wall club. First, there's no actual strippers (meaning there's no girls dancing on stage). There is a tiny little stage (barely enough for 1 person) near the front door, but I've never seen anyone dancing on it.

It's basically a bar with another room attached to it that has some tables and a pool table, and girls walk around and try to sell dances. The bar area has a couple of curtained off areas for VIP dances. It's in kind of sketchy part of town, but ok when it's crowded if you keep your wits about you and don't wander around outside stumbling drunk. There's often some smoking at the bar so if that bugs you I'd stay away. If you like kind of a seedy atmosphere like I do, you'll like this place - there's definitely no attempt by Lusty's to be fancy, upscale or anything but a rough-around-the-edges bar with some girls. The bathroom is a nightmare, but if you only have to pee and can make it in and out without touching anything, you should be ok.

The girls range from a 2 to about a 7, and in age from 20's to probably 50+. Some are fairly cute, some are always scary, and some start scary but work their way up to cute after you've had a bunch of drinks. Dances at the bar are $5, often with pretty good contact for a public dance. In the VIP area they're $20 plus any tips that may be discussed. Got a few dances from a cute younger dancer named Angel and was very happy with the experience, with total damage $70. Also a good idea not to touch anything in the VIP. Drinks are very cheap for a club.