This will be a composite review...

This will be a composite review of an early evening visit on Friday (6p - 8p), and a post 9p Wed. night visit. No matter when you go, there is always a $20 cover charge, with a hand stamp for re-entry. (For smokers who wish to step outside of non-smoking club for a break, or anyone who wishes to take a meal break, etc.). Mons isn't the place for those who desire fancy high end accruments- non alcoholic beverages are served in plastic cups- $2 each. There are no VIP rooms- lapdances are done along wall couches on both sides of club, though the ones on right side face a wall mirror. There is no DJ, dancers choose their own music from jukebox. Fortunately, both of my visits yielded a balanced mix between music genres, vs all rap which can happen sometimes. Here are some quick notes on my 2 trips.

FRIDAY TRIP: This was really dayshift, except this time, dancer lineup had a younger, more natural(un-augmented bosoms) than past visits. My first lapdance was actually the best as a young natural dancer invited me to sit by her on couch ("I'd love to have you sit by me, don't want to be alone.) She was in early 20's, and chatted with me for 3 songs before popping dance question. Common price point was 30-25-20 (meaning singular dances $30, 2 dances $25 each, 3 or more $20 each). Solid 2 way contact short of home plate the norm. There were 8-12 dancers during my stay, mostly 7-8 range. No real stunners or dogs, good sweet spot. There were no "wanna dance" robodancers, but one snuck up from behind, wrapped her arms around me and whispered sweet nothings in my ear. Nothing was the operative word, as I recognized her from a prior visit where she didn't cut any slack on prices and had a rough style. I passed rather than played. Overall, I good low pressure visit- no bathroom troll either.

WEDNESDAY TRIP: This I'd peg as midpeak in that I had to park on pizza side of lot, and there were about 16-20 dancers. There were a few 9's mixed in with the 7's, also more ethnic diversity- 1-2 Blacks, an Asian, a South American with hard bolt-ons and long nipples,mostly Caucasian crew evenly divided between blonde and brunette. One tall youngish dark auburn hair with pert breasts was last dance of night (best) with right balance between sensual and a good grind. Another sweet spot night before crowd set in (if ever.)