Arrived late on Monday. Found...

Arrived late on Monday. Found 4 patrons present and the same number of dancers. Paid the entrance fee and found that smoking would be no problem despite state ordinances and posted signs that it is not. Three of the four dancers were rather unattractive. One was almost as wide as she was tall. Fortunately, I was approached the most passable of the quad, a young black sister spinner. We chatted for a few seconds then all of her attention drifted to her cell phone for about 20 minutes. Then all of a sudden she pops the "wanna play" question. Paid the back area entrance fee and was escorted to a dark cramped booth. The experience that followed bordered between scary and apocalyptic. I ran and am not coming back.