I recently visited The Rhino with...

I recently visited The Rhino with a large group of guy friends as part of a bachelor party. I’d never been to a strip club before; However, I believe that my standards of the places I spend money at and ability to identify an attractive woman both inside and out form a reasonable basis for my opinion.

As far as the club goes, I was impressed by the free limo service that we received to get to the club and the smoothness with which we were able to enter. We were originally scheduled to be picked up at our hotel at a little after midnight, however we ended up at a different hotel beforehand and called the club to ask to change our pickup location and time and they were easily able to accommodate us about an hour earlier than scheduled. The party bus was nice and could accommodate a large group of people. We didn’t pay cover per se, which is typical when you take the Club’s free limo service. However we had ordered a bottle package which included two premium bottles and table service for about $900 or something like that. I’m not a club goer, but understand that bottles go for even more at a club in Vegas or New York, so from that standpoint I guess it was reasonable price was. However, never should a bottle of vodka that would cost at most $40 retail cost $250 plus let alone $450. Guess that’s how they make their money. Table service was efficient as the waitresses served us throughout the duration of having the bottles. Some guys in the group ordered more drinks and the extra bottles were priced more than when purchased in the package. So I’d say try to get more than you originally think because it lowers the cost per bottle.

The club itself was alright, not as upscale as I had envisioned a nicer strip club to be, (I’m thinking of those well-known and expensive New York clubs. However, it wasn’t dirty by any means. Just more middle of the road in terms of posh ness, but I guess that’s a good thing to keep prices down and the girls less pretentious. The restroom attendant was friendly and worked for his tips as it was very clean. Music volume level was perfect (I can’t stand extremely loud music in bars/clubs). The DJ played a good mix of music and overall the vibe was pretty good. As far as prices go, cover should never be paid as long as you order a limo from them, alcohol prices were absurd but probably typical for the city, and dance prices were reasonable at $20 each. The prices for private rooms were $100 for 3 dances (seems like poor value when I’ve heard it’s not very private. They also offered VIP room at $200 for 30 mins (double that for 60) with drink minimums which were outrageous price wise. I was also surprised at the fact that it was crowded but not overly so. Not sure if it was just a result of the season but it was nice not having such a cramped environment.

As far as the girls go, there was certainly a great mix among the hundreds of girls there that night. I’d say that all of the girls were at least a 6 overall, with the majority being 7+. There were girls from all different countries and of all different races. There was a good mix of natural and enhanced girls. I’d read in many reviews that the girls could be pushy but I didn’t think that to be the case. It was very easy to say no if asked for a dance (which did whenever that was the first thing out of the girl’s mouth). I’d say almost all of them immediately understood no and left me alone. I got a dance from I believe four or five different girls. A few of them I got a second one from. They all asked to go to the VIP room which was a bit off-putting at first, but at least none were too pushy about it. I can’t remember all of the names of the girls I got a dance from. One girl was very thin and had a pierced belly button and pierced lower back dimples. She gave some good dances and talked a bit which was nice. I got two dances from her and then when I was considering the VIP, she offered to give me several more dances at the price for three and not charge for the two I just had. It was tempting but it was early and I was looking to see some other girls. I do remember two in particular, Anna and Sandy. Anna gave a dance to most of the guys in my group and she looked like she was really into it, so one of my friends bought me a dance from her. She was great and a really nice girl. Next there’s Sandy, I had seen her on the stage early in the night and my friend and I both agreed that she was so naturally pretty, I tipped her on stage as she danced and she was sweet but when she left I forgot to ask for a dance. A few hours later I spotted her near my table and said hi and she remembered me and I asked for a dance. She was extremely friendly and we spoke a bit as she danced on me. I definitely had some good conversations with her compared to the others and then asked for a second dance. When she asked me if I wanted to go somewhere more private I really thought hard about it. On one hand, I knew it’d just be a bit more of the same with probably a bit more touching and wasn’t really keen on paying $200+ to get blue balls. But damn was she amazing, both in terms of being such a sweet girl and being absolutely beautiful. She said “how often are you” in Vegas, and I considered that and thus took her up on the offer, figuring that I’d be spending my winnings for the trip on her. I should have asked to have at least one of my dances waived for going back but didn’t think of it. Anyway we went to the backroom and we each ordered a drink which ended up costing me something like $70 total! I was surprised at how not private the VIP room was. There were basically little booths, like a restaurant booth but only one side with a wall partitioning each booth. However I honestly expected more privacy for the VIP room. She gave me some great dances and the time just flew by. During it she commented how sweet I was and that I was really getting her excited, I don’t think it dawned on me how it should be her doing all the work, but I couldn’t help but embrace her and caress her body. I’m sure her moans were fake, but damn it sure was a great feeling to have such a sweet and gorgeous girl in my arms. So much of that night became a blur to me and I’m sad to say I can’t remember what she looked like at all probably because I was so drunk. While I did enjoy myself thoroughly, in the end I paid a lot of money for some dances that allowed for a bit more touching over a longer period of time. I doubt I’d pay for the VIP room again, but for my first time in a strip club, I thought why not get the true experience to at least know what it was like.

All in all, The Rhino is a good club with overall very attractive women. It’s not the most upscale club by any means, but at the same time it’s not very seedy which is a great thing. If there were things that they could improve upon it’d be to have lower drink prices overall and no drink minimum in the VIP room. Instead I’d rather have had a fee on top of the price for the dances say $200 to her + $25 to the club. I’d imagine a good number of people would still buy drinks in there, but it would give the people that didn’t want to flexibility. I’d imagine that their revenue would increase overall with that approach as well. The other improvement would be to make the VIP room more private. Being in a little booth three feet from another dude getting a dance doesn’t make one feel very important. I’d definitely go back but would try to drink as much beforehand as possible so that a smaller bottle package would suffice.