Went here with a coworker after...

Went here with a coworker after a work function on a Monday night (no games in town). As we approached the club, the bouncer was rather friendly. As he carded us, he noticed we were from Texas and warned us that we won't have near as much fun here as we did back home. I was surprised that an employee of the club would say that, but his response to my quizzical look was "we have rules here, and we stick to them." Oh boy. I want to say it was under $20 for the two of us to get in. The place was spacious and clean, although the area near the main stage (which was the only one running that night given how dead it was) seemed smaller. The first drinks we ordered were typical club prices ($8 for a mixed drink I want to say - neither of us drank beer). After we ordered drinks we each had a girl chatting it up with us. The girl talking to me was a very petite blonde who was quite skinny (not my type), but I politely chatted it up with her. She occasionally noticed me looking around at the other girls and then would badmouth each of them for some different reason. I tried to sneak to the bathroom to ditch her, but that didn't work. Fortunately, she got called up on stage and I waved a different girl over. Much better attitude and enthusiasm - but the bouncer wasn't exaggerating at all about the rules. They're strict and everything is done in sight of others (albeit off to the side). My buddy who took a private dance with his girl said that there was no more mileage than what they did in plain sight. For some guys who travel throughout the country (especially Texas), this was too tame for our tastes, so we didn't stick around too much longer. This might be a good place for a first club experience or a 21st birthday party though.

One interesting highlight of the evening was that it was "Amateur Night." We got to see 3 hopeful girls strip on stage to win a cash prize. The first one to go couldn't have been an amateur, as she had the moves down really well and didn't seem nervous in the least. The second one was about our age (mid 40s) and had all of her clothes off in the first 45 seconds. However, given her age and experience, she did a hell of a job and I think the whole place was rooting for her. The third girl was definitely shy, but when she pulled her top off, wow...I think maybe the shyness made it considerably more exciting. Anyway, the 40 year old won and got to dance again. My buddy and I went up and tipped her quite a bit, only to be glared down by her boyfriend as we went back to our table. Some of the other dancers came by afterward and said that we were really nice for supporting her and that most guys don't treat the girls so nicely. I wish I could say that led to more mileage than we were seeing, but it didn't. We did get to have some good conversation and a few more drinks though. For my money, I think I'll stick with Texas clubs...