I arrived at Chicas Locas about...
I arrived at Chicas Locas about 4;30 on a Monday. I thought the place was busy, but all the dancers told me it was slow. I got hit with a $9.50 cover which seemed high to me, but it was quickly offset by the $1 gin and tonics. They were small, but for a buck, quite a deal. I have been to this club about 5 times, and it is becoming my favorite.
The entrance is weird to say the least. It seems like a cross between an office building and a hotel lobby. You pay cover far from the club. When you enter the club the first thing you pass is the men's room, then a well lit bar, then you hit the main body of the club with all the girls. On this day, the girls were mostly if not all Latina. I saw no asians and no A.A. dancers. The dancers are mostly young and very cute. Most have decent english skills but not all. The dancers were wearing large latex pasties, I don't remember that. Must be stronger Houston enforcement here.
The first girl that sat with me asked for a dance immediately. I tried to talk as I had just taken my first sip of Gin and Tonic and it was clear we could not converse. Pass.
The second dancer was mmore my style and spoke English better than Spanish. I liked her but she pushed the Champagne room. She quoted $350 inclusive, out of my league. Besides, I have gotten everything I wanted for much less in the lap dance rooms.
After turning her down for the CR three times, she asked me about a dance. I had finished my 4th G&T, so I was ready. We negotiated the service and price before entering the room, so I knew what was coming. Prices were higher than I have spent before, but had a very good time. Still very good dances available behind chair forts here. I will come back again.
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