I've only been to a handful...

I've only been to a handful of strip clubs, but Mons Venus is the best one that I've been to. The atmosphere itself is surprisingly small given its reputation, but isn't too bad. It's been a little while since I've been there, but I still remember the place pretty well. When you walk in, there's a bouncer and a coat check, and then a quick turn into the main floor. The main stage is a small octagon one, with only enough room for 2-3 dancers at any given time. There's a row of seats surrounding it, then the surrounding floor is for the girls to walk around and greet customers. The lap dance areas are off to the sides, but usually kept dark enough that they feel mostly secluded from the main floor. It was a very clean club and had a decent atmosphere despite the smaller size.

The girls are the real reason to come here. Myself and a group of friends showed up at around 9:30-10 PM on a Friday night. There were a few attractive but older ladies who were just finishing their shifts, and a bunch of new girls started coming on. There was a really nice mix of ladies, different ethnicities and body shapes, pretty much something for everyone. There were a couple dancers on stage, but the performances there were pretty basic, going through the motions kind of things. I watched the stage from the back row with my friends for a bit, but it wasn't long before I started getting lap dances. I only had one mediocre dance here and it was early in the night.

Pretty much every girl that i got dances from was really enthusiastic. Every one of them was fully nude no later than the middle of the first song, and were very generous with where I was allowed to touch (pretty much anything except any insertions or oral contact). There was A LOT of grinding and vigorous groping. I was cursing the existence of my pants because they were the only thing between my junk and some aggressive contact.