Was there on a Monday night...

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

Visited on a recent Monday afternoon…first time back in about a year. I had been in the area since Fri visiting family and friends at the shore but unfortunately did not have time to…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

Another return visit, this one much better than the last, during latest business trip to Crystal City. Easy walk from my hotel, I got the last open seat at the bar at the end…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

This is my first review in almost 2 years, for a variety of reasons. So it's ironic that this is review is for the same club I last reviewed. I was in the…

This is a small club in Orlando. You walk in to a bar on one side and a stage in the middle. Lap/table dances are in this open area. There were about ten dancers when…

Sunday afternoon visit around 5:30. No ID check, cover, or anybody at the door. Maybe 15 patrons total spread out all around the club. I'd say 10-12 dancers but only a few were circling. When I…

First of all, Dancers Royale is WAY out in the burbs. Around 30 mins north of all the Disney crap. Surrounded by things like Olive Garden, Panera, and Rooms To Go. The complete opposite of…

This is a combination of 2 trips, both in the afternoon, one on a weekday, other on a weekend. Weekday I couldn't find a parking spot, didn't want to double park as most of the…