Stopped by on Friday about 4:30pm,...

Stopped by on Friday about 4:30pm, paid the $30 for the VIP upstairs. the place was dead. 10 or so patrons, half upstairs, half downstairs. I stayed for less than an hour. While I was there, four girls appeared on stage, none went fully nude. Two were smokin' and put on a very good show, two were 6-7 and were a little lifeless. I saw no girls on the floor upstairs or downstairs the entire time I was there. I got up a couple of times to look for a girl and saw none. If there hadn't been dancers on stage I wouldn't have known there were any girls there at all. There wasn't even a girl at the counter when I came in. A penguin collected the cover. The girls on stage disappeared into the back when their routine was over and never came out. Strange considering the parking lot must have had at least 100 cars in it and it was Friday. Everyone must have been next door at Cabaret Royale. I prefer clubs when they are quiet, but not this quiet.

If I go back I'll be sure to ask how many girls are working before laying out the $30 cover.