Finally made a trip out to...

Finally made a trip out to COI to check this place out. Physically, the club is a little run down and dirty, but I'm not really upset by that kinda thing. The topless dance area had a lot of wear and tear, but the nude and VIP areas seemed fine. Nice sized parking lot, which wasn't full even though the place was standing room only when I arrived around midnight on a Sunday.

Twenty bucks cover, didn't get pushed on a drink minimum despite like 7 or 8 waitresses running around. Also never got a "buy the lady a drink" hustle, but then again never spent more than 30 seconds talking to any of the girls while in the main room. That's probably the main downside for me: the dancers were very quick to the "wanna buy a dance?" and then moving on. Most of the time, that's fine but occasionally, like say if I'm actually going to buy some dances it'd be nice to spend two minutes talking to her. Seriously, I can't name some of the dancers I got dances from because they never told me their names.

As for the dancers, it's mileage hit or miss with more hits than the average club. I had the most total air dance from who I thought was the best looking dancer in the club, but I also had some high mileage from who I thought was probably the second best looking dancer in the club. Lots of quick "No thanks" from me based on looks alone, but again, thats not a big deal for me since my personal tastes are particular and a little weird. The good news is that the high mileage dancers usually let you know quick if that's the case.