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Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, MD

First visit to Baltimore club. Pros - full nude and alcohol. Cons - strange lap dance rules and very expensive. Arrived about 10:30 on Sunday night - expected it to be slow. $15 cover, all…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, TX

Review from a few weeks back - got here about 10 on a Wednesday. Parking lot big, though very little signage to tell you where this place is - hard to find without gps. Very…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

Second trip to HK -- down for the afternoon on a Tuesday starting about 4. Trolly from San Diego very easy, takes maybe 25 minutes and only $5 round trip -- drops you right at…

Recent Saturday night 11pmish arrival: Initially thought "crap, another SRO feature night", due to tighter parking options. Upon walking up to club, wanded by security, paid discounted night cover ($15 vs normal $30) from VIP…

Mons Venus. What can I say. Haven’t been here for a decade or more but I returned to check it out. $30 to get in. I didn’t ask for drinks the entire night because…

INITIAL IMPRESSIONS: Driving up to club, I noticed a few empty spots in parking lot on my 1140 pm arrival. Good, maybe not so SRO. Walking up to entrance, I'm shown right inside with no…

Friday night in Tampa decided to go to the infamous mons. Now I've never been here in its heyday but man this place was disappointing. When you walk in it's one giant room with a…