OK -- I might never be...

OK -- I might never be able to go to another club again! I have read a lot about Mons, so checked it out finally on a business trip. Went twice in the same day - once in the afternoon, and then being impressed even with a small number of dancers, again in the evening. During the day it was quiet - but about 4 or 5 girls there, one dancer at a time, but the girls real friendly and willing to sit and talk -- of course helped that I was buying laps from almost all of them -- $20 per song which seemed fair - fully nude, lots of grind. Even during the day there were a couple of cute young ones - worth it. Others have talked about how small the place is, and lack of privacy for laps -- it is small but not too bad when not crowded. if you need or want privacy, go early. Laps are touch anywhere except the pussy -- wear soft pants because they will grind their pussy into you for sure. During the day when not dancing some of the girls will be scattered through the club lounging, but if you see one you like just go up to say hi. They perk up right away!

Then back in the evening after 10 - holy shit what an amazing place. Teeming with girls, 4 to 5 on stage in various stages of undress, a dollar tip with a private close up dance and perhaps a squeeze. Lots of offers for laps - completely naked girls would come up to you to say hi, would move on if not interested -- will say I could have gotten a lap from almost all of them there at night with a couple exceptions -- girls are hot. This has to be the best vibe for a guy in any strip club in america -- dozens of naked girls interacting, you get your pick. I did several lap dances - you just need to block out the fact there is another guy with a naked girl crawling over him a few feet away and concentrate on yours. The mirror in front of you is a real plus -- can watch the girl from two sides as she grinds on you. I ended up the evening with 5 straight from a super hot tall 24 year old with perhaps the nicest body I have ever seen (or felt). Only one bad dance from a girl I should have said no too -- she had covered up her not so nice bolt ons, and then gave an unemotional mechanistic dance that was a turn off. But only that one bad time for maybe six different laps in the evening - so not bad.

If in Tampa -- go here -- it will not disappoint!