About 10 years ago, I went...

About 10 years ago, I went to this club for the 4 girl show at midnight and remember liking it, so I figured i'd try again last Friday. I got there around 10:40 figuring I might get a dance or two before the big show. Parking was OK, the area was a bit shifty, but not terrible. The venue has two stages, a small one with no alcohol and a bigger one with alcohol. you could also BYOB if you wanted; no drink minimum. $20 cover charge.

About a minute after I got there, the stripper on stage started making out with another one on the floor, so I thought that was a good sign. Unfortunately, that was the best it got all night.

The club was all nude, and they still do the thing where the stripper sits up on stage and you can try to hit her pussy with a balled up dollar bill. At any given time, 3-4 women were dancing.

But here's the problem: dancer quality. The girls here just aren't that attractive. There were maybe 2 girls that I would put above a 7--an indian girl with fake tits who never took her bottoms off, and a tall busty woman who walked the floor but I never saw dance. A lot of the girls were in the 5-6 range, with several that were just unattractive. Honestly, the only one I would ever think about getting a lap dance from was the tall one.

The other problem was the hustle. I was perfectly willing to start up a conversation with a good looking woman, but never got a chance. A couple less appealing ones were working the crowd (and seemed to be OK with guys copping a feel on bare tits for a buck or two), but I wasn't interested. There was one girl who just kept on bugging me. I was not interested at all, but she kept coming back. I tried to be polite, but she wouldn't stop.