Probably the most baffling strip club...

Probably the most baffling strip club I have ever been to. So much wasted potential.

First, the dancers are only sort of nude and by sort of I mean there is a management rule stating there can be no contact of any sort...even casual touching...between patrons and dancers once they are nude meaning dancer generally drop their panties partway down their ass and offer flashes for tips and rarely get completely naked even though they can legally. Say what...?

Second, the stage is dark and I mean very dark with no lighting other than what is reflected from elsewhere in the club. One of the dancers told me that is to encourage patrons to come up to the stage but even then you really can't see all that well so guys tend to walk up and tip their favorite dancers and return to their seats instead of just sitting up front and tipping every dancer. It seems there would be more people up front if they could actually see.