I just had to make a...

I just had to make a side trip to Ebony Inn, as well as some of the other Maryland clubs, while I was on the east coast. Very high mileage black clubs with lap dances for only $5-10 is too good to be missed. Now unlike some guys, personally I just LOVE super high mileage black clubs in the hood. So I knew I’d have a good time here.

Made my usual preparations, and donned my favorite super short and super loose pajama shorts (totally unfit to wear in public), fully commando of course. Popped a vitamin V to enhance the effect, and headed out.

Arrived on a Friday afternoon around 3pm, paid the $10 cover, walked thru the bar area and into the dark dance room. The place was pretty packed, and yeah, it takes time for your eyes to adjust since it’s so freakin’ dark in there. But I just loved the whole vibe of the club. Grabbed a seat in back and started scoping out the talent.