After reading all the reviews and...

After reading all the reviews and being new to the area I thought this should be the first strip club I hit in the DC area. As stated in other reviews ... The area is kind of dicey, but I didn't trip over any drug needles or go under any police tape so its not that bad. There's parking in the back, but its tight. Best to park across the street in the church parking lot (more about that on my next review) An almost non existent pat down and I'm on my way in. I pay $12 dollar entrance fee and see the bar to the right. I order a mix drink. Ciroc and tonic ... $10. I hear the music going and I'm on my way through the swinging door. It's dark, but once my eyes adjust I realize I'm in stripper paradise. It's Wednesday afternoon and this place is packed. Booty shaking, grinding and a good amount of dancers for the number of patrons here. I try to find a corner spot like everyone recommends but they're taken. No worries. I find a seat and am immediately approached. I tell her I'm trying to take it all in and give me a minute before she starts her sales pitch. She's cool. Shakes her ass a bit, I tip two bucks and she says she'll come back. This happens two more times with different dancers until I eye the one I want. She comes over. Dark skin, slender, nice ass, and a lot of piercings. I forgot her name. Maybe someone might know. 10 songs later she's still on my lap. Very receptive to the hands on and 2 songs in she gives me the VIP spill. I decline as 5 dollars a lap dance seems to be the best value. I leave after about an hour and a half and sampled LDs from 3 dancers trying to figure out who was best. There was a crazy thick chick with a ridiculous phat ass and a two girl entourage that was prolly helping her carry that thing around. She offered her LD services, but at my age that's way too much meat for me to handle. As soon as I declined another patron reaped the benefit. If you're looking for an upscale gentlemens club this ain't it, but if u wanna see some around the way girls shaking and twerking for a moderate price this is it.