This is somewhat of a 2-visit...

This is somewhat of a 2-visit review. About 6 weeks back, a female friend (with benefits) and I wanted to hit a strip bar and decided to go to SRVN. But there was no stage show really going on, and most of the girls were back in private dances with a handful of guys clearly just sitting there, staring aimlessly ahead awaiting some sweaty dancer to come back out and give them a ride. So it was far from the party atmosphere me and my friend were looking for and we left. So with a free Monday night on my hands, I decided to give the SRVN another look, especially since I'd had some really good times there before. So when I went there on a Monday night around 9:30pm, I was really disappointed. There were no more than 5 girls around. One, a tatted little blonde named Stella, put on a great stage show but that was the highlight. There were simply more guys than ladies there and the ladies who were there were already attached to a guy. Ocassionally the DJ would drag a girl on stage. So she'd go up there, give a half-hearted dance, and then jump off go back to sitting with the same person she was with previously. Ultimately, a big waste of time and $20 cover. After about 30 minutes I left - and frankly I don't know why I stayed for 30 minutes.