I came into town as the...

I came into town as the best man for my friend's wedding in Myrtle Beach. Naturally, we had to go to a strip club, and after some quick research online, Master's was the obvious choice based on reviews. So we made our trek there from dinner at Broadway at the Beach at 11 p.m. on a Thursday night. From the outside, it doesn't look like a strip club at all; the parking lot was very well lit, which eliminates much of the strip club sketchiness. Once you get inside, they ask for $10 cover unless you have a free pass, which the taxi drivers and liquor stores pass out like water down there. So never pay the cover.

Master's is basically the Ikea of strip clubs. I've been to a couple in NYC and this was about 4 times bigger than any of them. At any time, there were 2-8 dancers on stage, so there is always something for everyone. The only negative is trying to follow 3 dancers at the same time, but that's a good problem to have. As for the dancers, since there were so many of them, there is mostly something for everyone. But on the other hand, being in the deep South, I didn't see a single Asian or Latina girl. And unlike NYC, I only saw one European/Russian girl. One thing I noticed is girls don't spend as much time socializing with any one person as the girls in other clubs I've been to.

I stayed out in the main room, where dances were $15 for topless and $10 for top on. The only girls who gave $10 dollar dances were the girls who sold shots, but some of those girls were the hottest in the club. Drink prices were pretty standard (I paid $7 for a jack and coke and $3.50 for a bottle of water.) My friend got a massage, which was $40 for 4-5 songs, I think. He was there for quite a while.