Guys -- I stopped in today at...

Guys --

I stopped in today at the "Shady Lady." This place is very easy to find, it's very convenient to I-70 (exit 3C). The problem is...once you get there, you wish you were someplace else! What a dump! This is a bikini bar, not a strip club. The girls dance in bikinis, and they don't take anything off. Tops stay on, bottoms stay on. (YAWN!)

I saw about 6 girls. Two of them were kinda cute. The others were all dawgs. One chick was this huge Kansas corn-fed heifer who could've won a blue ribbon at the State Fair! I am actually glad that she did not take anything off! Anyway, if you decide to go to Shady Lady, a domestic longneck (ie-Bud) will cost you $4.75. Lap dances are $20, unless you opt for the elevated Lap Dance section where, the dances are $30. During the dance, the girls do not get naked. As I mentioned above, the bikinis stay on.