Decided to try this place based...

Decided to try this place based only on the reviews here...was looking for a little more contact than what I've heard you can get at the DC clubs (all are full nude, no alcohol, no lap dances/no contact). This is just outside the city limits I guess, in Maryland. No website for this place, and no sign out front, and did I mention it is in an alley in an industrial area? The picture on this site is accurate--a plastic tent entryway is watched over by a couple tough-looking black dudes. Big signs states: No phones, no cameras, no smoking, no lighters, no cigarettes, no condoms! (no kidding). I had to return my phone to my car, which made me a little anxious. I usually do bring a condom to strip clubs...just in case...so I decided to hide it in my shoe (I really felt very ridiculous. Sure enough, I was expertly frisked on the way in...but didn't have to take my shoes off.

Inside it is a big, plain, dark room with a "warehouse" feel to it. There appears to be at least 2 stages, but only the main was in use. They did spring for some of those ubiquitous laser light show gadgets, which made it look even more lame, somehow. It was very dead on a Monday night during the football game. Only a half dozen dancers or so...mostly black with big bootys, one slimmer dark-skinned gal, one Asian gal, maybe one white chick in the corner, but I never saw her dance or even put down her phone (apparently the no-phone rule only applies to customers; she was on her smartphone texting or whatever the entire hour I was there).

Yes, I was only there an hour or so...got approached by a mildly overweight black gal that gave me the rundown on prices. I think it was $10 for lap dances in the club, $15 for topless, $15 for dances in a special "red" area, and $30 for VIP dances in a room somewhere else. I preferred to stay in plain sight in this case, so tried a floor dance--she was not really my type, but was very friendly. Said her name was AB ("Absolute Booty" I think). Really? ANYWAY, she took me to the dance area and sat me in an uncomfortable chair with arms on it...when she sat on my lap, we barely fit in the chair. Not that comfortable, but I did a couple pity dances with her. (Did not pay the extra $5 for topless).