Eh...Meh...and may I add...bleh. Ok let...

Eh...Meh...and may I add...bleh. Ok let me start off by saying that at time of writing (October 2013) their credit card machine is down so if you are going to go bring cash. Anywho, when I got there there wer only three girls on shift and frankly only one of them was anywhere near decent looking, she was hot, the other two were alright but i have seen MUCH better just walking around in a mall. The place is a pain in the ass to find, seriously if you are planning on going then go during th eday so you can actually see them, they say they have a "flashing light" outside but its kindof hidden by a fence and not really something youd notice unless you knew where to look. as for the inside. Well first of all you have to ring a door bell to get in and are greeted by one of the girls, which is a nice touch, there is come kind of multicolored strobe light type deal in front and frankly I nearly had a Seizure just from the lights, you are lead to a room which is swealteringly hot and offered the "menu" and to meet the girls (say yes, need to know what your getting into). As for the room.. well other then it being hot I confess my immedate impression was a deep feeling like i was either about to be rapped or that all the signs saying that "sex and sexual contact are not allowed" were just for show and that I had in fact just walked into a Brothel in disguise. Short version? Don't waste your time, if your in Denver go to Diamond, if your not in Denver then go to Boulder and go to Nitro.