If you like your girls inked...

If you like your girls inked then nights at the Tukwila DV are for you. I was here late on a Thursday night. Left the club a little before midnight. The parking lot isn't great, but it will do. And the girls inside won't ever end up in Playboy, but if you're okay with a bit of variety and a lot of loud a-- rap music (it was so loud that one girl had to scream at the dj to turn it down), then they aren't terrible, either.

I vowed to not come back here because, in addition to having below average talent (for a strip club), they had some ridiculous rules: you had to pay club staff for a dance (couldn't hand money directly to a dancer) and if you wanted to tip on stage, you had to put your money into a bird bath / silver dish near the stage.

That foolishness has stopped, but I'd only recommend this spot if you are in the area and looking to waste some time. These aren't your "girl next door" or All-American chicks. These girls, on the night I went, at least, are a bit edgier. They are pierced and tatted. And they curse like f---ing sailors. I like that type every now-and-then, but beware if that's not your thing. These girls will chew you up and spit you out if they think you're weak and can't handle them. They tried me because on this particular night, I was the only dude in the club without a t-shirt and sneakers on. It was cold as hell out, but props to the guy in the thin basketball shorts. So man up and let 'em know who is boss. If you go for a dance, be "grabby." These kinda girls like that sh-- anyway!