Maybe I'm the only one who...

Maybe I'm the only one who thinks this but Las Vegas clubs don't come anywhere near the hype they get and Crazy Horse III is no exception.

I went on a Sunday night and the club was 3/4 empty (which I'm okay with because generally you get more milage when there are less customers) but that was not the case.

The talent was okay but uptight and again everyone has their hands out. On the upside the girls were not as nearly as aggressive as they are at Sapphire.

Again Las Vegas is nothing but hype. It's a mirage, smoke and mirrors, bait and switch and every other scam you can think of. They are ultra expensive and the milage sucks.

Example, the summary of Las Vegas says that if you play your cards right you can work out a way to take a dancer home. Nothing could be further from the truth. The dancers are all about staying on the grind which means not leaving the club (where they can make much more than you can offer them for a private party) until the end of their shift and going home. They are also the greediest I have ever seen. I've taken dancers home before in a couple of different cities and there are no private parties happening back at the hotel in Vegas.