I passed by this basement dump...

I passed by this basement dump last night saw a crack whore looking toothless boobless wonder talking to the dj/bouncer/doorman/meth addict looking fugly, I looked around at this salvation army furnished hole, saw 2 guys at what passes for a stage but probably is more of a plywood over milk cartons covered with an old bed cover found in the dumpster in the back alley...

By now you might be thinking I'm exagerating...barely.

I've been to many strip clubs all over the place but had yet seen one in Vermont, land of the proper, easily offended prudish mind manner and style...

I didn't have high hopes since there are only 3 s.c. in the whole of Vermont, but I do have SOME STANDARTS...

If you like to pay 10$ to enter a basement dump to rub elbows with a few toothless red necks while trying not to throw up all over this very sad joke of a place...go ahead. And good luck.