In Melbourne on business again and...
In Melbourne on business again and as keen as I was to go back to Kittens at South Melbourne, my coworkers wanted to visit the Rhino. I lost out and we ended up at the Rhino about 11pm. I thought I made a pretty strong case for my choice but as my two friends had been to both clubs, I relented and accepted their decision. Well, the club sure looks nice and is well fitted out. I was impressed with the look of the place which I admit is nicer than my choice. That said, I don't visit these clubs to check out the furnishings! Luckily, the ladies here were pretty hot. And that includes the waitress we had. She was probably hotter than the dancers (probably a case of what you can't have...). Drinks, as usual, pricey but not out of this world. All three of us had a couple of dances and as impressive as they were, they were not a patch on the Kittens experience. I realise I'm a hands-on man since first experiencing it at my fave Melbourne club. Everything else is left for dead now. Next time I'm in town (which should be 6 to 8 weeks), I'm definitely going to the club of my choice, whether I go alone or not.
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