Since all of the clubs in...

Since all of the clubs in Nashville seem to suck I headed down the road to the Midnight Express. While the rules are looser (no 3 foot rule) than Nashville it was nothing too special. The cover to get in was $5 and while the bar sells beer they also allow you to bring your own liquor if you want.

The dancers were going topless on stage and I spoke to several about the rules for lap dances. Most said that there was limited roaming allowed, where you could touch the ass but nothing else. Some said they would allow touching the tits but we would have to be discrete. Dances were 25 each but you could get 3 for 60. Several dancers hinted that extras were available for a tip around $60 but I cannot confirm that.

I guess this is a good option for this part of the country but again nothing too special.