Shakers
Closed
295 Hoboken Rd Carlstadt, NJ 07072

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DJEZCHILL
Sep 27, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

Let me first start off by saying that I did not know what to expect going into this place. It is right off of Route 17 south so it is very accessable. I went by one Sat. Evening with two of my friends visiting from NY and it was a spur of the moment thing. There is plenty of parking as they have a decent lot that is shared with a diner. Now the inside: decent setup with no cover charge at all. Walked in and it is a oval bar setup with stage in middle of bar. Music was pop-ish shit. Had a Corona for 7 bucks. Now for the most important thing, the women. About 12 dancers as it was about 1am. All but one were Caucasian (the one was Hispanic). I would rate most in the 6-8 category with the Hispanic one being the hottest at a 9. It is the dollar parade at this place as the girls dance for two songs then rotate around the bar. Supported the parade for about 15 mins then noticed the hot hispanic dancer was free and asked for a dance. Usual price per song (20 bucks) but had to wait as lap dance rooms were being used (aka chairs behind a curtain). Started chatting up with my pick and she was nice (but mostly nice to look at with implants and a nice ass). About 10 mins later we are able to get a "room". She sits me down and starts dance #1. Very touchy and she lets me touch a little bit too. Dances two and three come quickly and I find her getting very very friendly. At dance #4 she is now by my neck telling me how good I smell (with her sexy accent) and then poof...it is 150am and the club is closing. A "gentleman" says "get out" and that was the abrupt ending to my dance. I did chat up quickly while I settled the bill and she says she is in every Sat Night so I will make it a point to revisit but a hell of a lot earlier so as there will be no interruptions. Other than the closing, felt comfortable there and will repeat.

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