So we're walking into this club...

So we're walking into this club from way in the back of the police-controlled parking lot and a few strippers are walking in as well next to us. We're chatting 'em up, and they tell us to find them inside. We're all thinking, hell yeah this is already awesome. Gonna find these chicks later and GET WEIRD. We get to the door and pay our $20 covers, then we notice behind us the same strippers were also paying cover. Now we're like, oh that's weird, but okay, I guess they don't work here, interesting because they seemed like strippers for sure. We walk in and can't find any open tables, which is normal for this club. It's always so packed it's pretty much standing room only every time. Wander around a bit, buy some beer from some people who brought some (we stupidly did not bring drinks). Went outside to smoke, was pretty awesome in that strippers were in and out of there chilling as well, sometimes dancing in a more laid back manner but mostly just chilling and talking nonsense. Good times talking to people out there, don't pass that up. Head back inside and upstairs, watch the truly epic sea of chaos from the balcony. Then we notice something: the girls we walked in with were down there dancing for people, getting fully naked just like the "real" strippers. Then it hit me: XTC is the Wild West of strip clubs. It's so wild in there, girls can basically be "walk on" strippers, just come in off the street and give people lap dances, get money get paid. And even though we went outside to smoke, there were plenty of people smoking inside. And not just tobacco. Annnd next to uniformed cops, haha. I got a lap dance toward the end of the night (about 4:40 AM), and she was eager to unzip my pants but I wasn't in the mood. So getting extras is probably easy in this club. Like I said, XTC is the Wild West of strip clubs.