ehh wouldn't bother going back. I...
ehh wouldn't bother going back. I went to Cheetah Pompano on Monday night not knowing what to expect at all. The location is kind of weird. Too get to it, at least from where we were, you had to go down this long winding road and the area is not too well lit and the ouses are kind of run down and suspicious looking. Parking was just like parking at a grocery store. We parked and went to the door. Right in front of the door was this man who said it was $2 to park so I'm guessing that's how it goes. You park and once you get out you pay. Then once inside, they ID'd us and the girls we were with got in free but it was $5 for us guys. This is where the bad started. The whole reason we went is because we heard they were under new management and it would be more fun and relaxing for us. The woman who took our money snatched it from us, acted like she didn't want to give us our change. Whatever, upon entering we sat at the bar and it's not until you sit down that you realize how small the club actually is. To the right of me was a huge mirror that made the club look bigger, but it was dimly lit and created a weird look. The waitress immediately came over and asked what she could get us and gave us our drinks. For a Monday night, there was a pretty ok crowd. Mostly white and Asian guys. I'm white and my buddies are white but the girls we were with were black. We were the youngest ppl in there no doubt but we seemed to blend in with the rest of the crowd. Anyway there had to be about 10 girls working. All Tbh, they all looked like white trash, yet a good majority of them had their noses so high in the air, if it rained,they'd drown. I was so disappointed. It's really easy to see the rotation of the girls. They first perform on the bar, then mingle and then on the main stage. They all seemed more interested in talking to the bartenders than ACTUALLY DANCING. While at the bar none of them barely moved. They just kind of stood against the pole not making eye contact and obviously wishing they were somewhere else. None of them looked that well done up either, some looked like they just rolled out of bed. One asian chick almost fell as soon as she got on the platform. One black girl and another hispanic girl who came on at different times were the only ones who looked decent and made an actual effort to dance. they're the only thing stopping me from giving the dancer rating anything but a 0. They were nice, made eye contact, smiled and were pretty, even though the black girl had a gap between her teeth and she sounded kind of ghetto when she spoke (turn off for me i like classy black girls) So when we were finally bored to death at the bar we moved to the main stage. We expected to see some actual dancing and maybe a pole trick or two here but nope lol just more posing against the pole. The whole atmosphere of the club was terrible. We were trying to find at least one dancer who would actually entertain us so we could make it rain! And got nothing. We watched a lot of ppl come and leave while we were trying to make the best of it. Cheetah Hallandale is the shit, but Cheetah Pompano is sadly not where its' at. Small club, ugly stuck up trash girls. Not really a reason to come back. I would def take the extra mile out to Cheetah Hallandale before Cheetah pompano again.
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