Not super impressed: I visited this club...

Not super impressed:

I visited this club at 9pm on a Tuesday evening, and was not expecting much. Even still, I was let down. First the good: The club decor and layout are nice. The outside is not much to look at, but inside, is pretty up-scaleish, and nice looking. When I first got there, things started out pretty good.The drink server was smokin' hot, and nice. I found out that they had Bushmills Irish whiskey, so I was pretty happy. It was seven bucks for about 2 oz, but still, Bushmills and naked women are two of my favorite things, so I thought that it was going to be a start of a good night. I was wrong. The server and the overpriced Bushmills were the absolute highlight of the evening.

There were only 3 girls working when I got there. The girl on stage was a nice looking Asian with a good rack, and I would have gotten a dance with her, but after her dance she bee-lined for what I assumed was a regular of hers. No big deal, that stuff happens. Then I was latched on to by a soul-sucker. This girl comes over to sit by me. She had big tits, and an OK face, but she was pretty thick around the middle, and I wasn't really interested in spending any money on her. She kept hanging around though, even though I wasn't showing any interest. She proceeded to tell me how hot it was in there, how hung-over she was, and how much she didn't want to be dancing there right now. She also told me about her 2-year old, and how much he destroyed her body when she was pregnant. In other words, she wasn't really selling it to me. She tried to get me to buy her a water (it's 20 bucks to buy a dancer a drink, even a water) but we settled on me giving her 4 bucks so she could buy the water herself. She finally left to go up onstage. When she got off, another thick black lady got on stage, and I got the heck out of there before soul-sucker could come back to my table.