Physically, Harry O's is one of...

Physically, Harry O's is one of the most disgusting places I have ever visited, and I've been around. It is dirty and smells bad. The "private" lap dance room is shared with three or four other couples -- and everyone can see what everyone else is doing. The manager, Pat, looks like he is nine minths pregnant with twins.

Most of the dancers are fat and unattractive.

But every once in a while you'll find a diamond in the rough. (Rare but possible.) If you find one, just nod, go to the lap dance room when the song changes, and for 60.00 for the first song and $25 or $30 for each additional you can satisfy your basic need.