Went to Fantasies for the first...

Went to Fantasies for the first time ever. The place is easy to find and right off a brightly lit road. Mostly an industrial part of town so not much traffic at all. The front door is not marked and I would have guessed it to be a side exit or emergency exit if someone did not point it out to me.

Paid cover and looked around and the place was dead, D-E-A-D, dead. One dancer on stage, who is a 6 if I was being generous, with one tipper and three guys at the bar who looked like those background extra's from moe's on the Simpsons. Sat at a high top table and waited.....and waited, apparently no wait staff was on this night. So went to the bar, considering I was the 4th guy there it took awhile to get the bartender's attention, ordered my usual, rum and coke. Price wasn't too bad. Went back to my seat, the dancer on stage changed, a 6 but better than the last. The last dancer disappeared into the changing room. I saw another poke her head out and stay back there.

Took my time to sip my drink waiting for a dancer or two to come onto the floor. It never happened and the dancer on stage finished her set, I finished my drink and went to leave. Did visit the restroom before I did, was probably the worst maintained one I have found in RI, but no attendant, so that is sort of a plus.