This is my first visit to...

This is my first visit to a strip club in Philly. The place was better than I thought it would be - as in not super pricey. The drinks are of reasonable price at around 7-10 bucks and parking is free and plentiful around the side of the building. This night was a feature night with two pornstars - Alexis Texas and Teagan Presley. The cover for this pleasure was $20 so it wasn't that bad. The dancers in the club are of good quality with hard, tight bodies and, most importantly, no fatties or ugly ones (at least not on this night). The place consists of two areas, an inside bar area that surround the main stage and an outside area. The benefit of this is the dancers will not ask you to tip of you sit on the outside - good for you cheapos out there. There are four poles on the outside area so you are not too far from the action. I cannot comment on the lap dances as I did not get one. The unusual thing is most of the dancers did not even seem to try and coax you to get one. Again, this is a good thing for the cheapos out there but not so much for this really looking to get the full experience. Nonetheless, I still had a good time.

One thing I did not like was how much the two bitches were charging to get a photo with them! To get the two of them it was like 40 bucks for clothed, 60 for topless, and 80 for fuckin nude! I could only afford one and so I decided to go for the big ass Alexis Texas for the nude photo for 60 bucks. I just figured that I would never be doing it again so what the hell. I actually would have never gotten the photo if I knew they were actually charging for them but I waited in line so fuck it. No really sure if they came upnwih the pricing or if the club got a cut of the money.

Overall, the place the place was a good experience and they tend to have these feature nights with porn stars like once a month and so I'll be coming back. Just remember not to get the fucking photograph!