Went to this place on a...

Went to this place on a Monday night around 11pm while I was in TN for work. I was hoping a nude club would be awesome since we don't have many in NC. I was wrong!! The have this weird thing in Knoxville that you have to get you alcohol next door and only til 1pm. Absolutely stupid. Anyways I go in to watch the dancers and the room is dark and depressing. The girls are mostly 7s and one really cute milf that has large fake boobs. I end up have one of the cuter natural large breasted blonde sit next to me to talk. She literally talked for an hour about politics, why there isn't a god, how Americans are assholes(she was born in US), and how she loves not paying taxes and how she never reports her income but thinks everyone should pay more to help her and her kids out. I can't make this conversation up and I was just mind blown by the situation. I'm not a rude guy so I tried the "I'm going to the bathroom routine" and she was still there when I got back. I finally just told her I wasn't interested and she left. Not to have the night lost I asked for a dance from a skinny brunette with a nice ass. She told me couch dances were $40 and the was a sign confirming this. She couldn't be nude for the dance. It was a 6 at best. Not much time of tits in the face or grinding. Won't repeat these clubs next time I'm in town.