As an unexperienced strip club visitor,...

As an unexperienced strip club visitor, Mons Venus surprised me. It felt classier and cleaner than I thought. The girls were really hot and nicer to talk with than I expected. The dances were great, especially for $20-30, which is far less than where I live, where it costs like $100 (no wonder no one goes to the clubs here...). With all the hot girls I didn't mind it was non-alcohol club, just have a few drinks before you enter and you're set.

The only downside was the lack of privacy.