Was in town this weekend for...

Was in town this weekend for the right so we made a visit to our favorite Vegas strip club. Called for a limo pickup and 15 minutes later we were on our way. I've noticed a lot of people complain about no free limo back to your hotel so I'm curious as to what clubs in your hometown offer a free ride to their establishment AND back? If you're staying on the strip it shouldn't be an expensive taxi ride back (unless you get seriously long-hauled). Anyway, upon arrival we tipped our driver $30 (there were 3 of us) and we were escorted in via the back entrance. I highly recommend this as you don't have to pay cover.

It was only 1 am and not too crowded but we still had to tip a floor guy $40 to get a table near the stages in the upper elevated area (not near the main stage). After a few rounds of drinks (drinks are pricey here by the way), I noticed a very busty girl who came over and sat on my lap. Her name was Jessica and she's from eastern europe. I bought some $20 dances and she was fun. Was about to take her into one of the vip areas when she got paged to the dj booth. Should have waited for her to come back, but I foolishly didn't. A very hot blonde named Peytra came over and sat on my lap and after a few dances I decided to go to the $100 room. The room prices have changed a bit, half-hours are now $271 (this includes 2 drinks and something called a "room rental fee"...wtf). I used to like the $400 hours in vip because they didn't charge you for drinks, but they charge you a room rental fee for the hour too. And the 3-songs for $100 is now $144 (this includes 2 drinks). super lame. as if the club wasn't already pulling in enough revenue. Thankfully I opted for the $144 option with Peytra. That's not to say she made any promises but her dances in the more private area were significantly less tame than the ones out on the floor.