my first visit to the bird...

my first visit to the bird was a few years ago so I decided to give it another go... Got there at 3:30pm and it was dead. The waitress was nowhere to be found. I didnt get my drink until 10 minutes in. She was sprawled out on a couch taking in a stretch or something like that. I took a seat by the stage to avoid any early hastles from the dancers. the irony here was that there werent that many dancers. 10 minutes goes by and not one chick on stage. Started looking around to see if they were giving dances but that wasnt the case either. Alex was first on stage. Petite dirty blonde; looked caucasian maybe even latina. Had a nice tight body with a little junk in the trunk; nice real titts. After her stage set she came by and convinced me to go sit at a table since there wouldn't be much stage action. This chick stick shifted like crazy. I kept turning her down for dances as I wanted to see the other dancers but she was persistent with her stick shifting. After 10 mins of shifting (I kid you not) I went for a $10 test run. She gave an adequate grind and tried to upsell me the VIP experience for $160. I wasnt sure if this was vhm or uhm so I passed. Another 20 mins went by before I left. Flamingo sucked other than a 10 minute handy.