After a few hours of bar...

After a few hours of bar hopping around Zone Norte my friends and I made our finally stop at the best damn strip club around. The club was in full swing, unfortunately the shaving cream show had just finished up. We ordered a round of Dos Equis and sat at the lower stage.

Plenty of girls working on a Wednesday night rating between 6-8, we didn't see any particular stunners. Did run into my favorite waiter, good old #2 (Charlie) I tipped him a 10 spot right off the bat. I recommend doing this because it will turn the waiter into your best friend and wing man. He will find girls that you are interested in (Type or English speaking), keep the other wait staff from bothering you, and in general make sure you are having a good time.

After about an hour i spied a gorgeous dancer by the name of Crystal. I had Charlie bring her over, she sat down and I bought her a drink. She immediately straddles me and pulls up her top revealing some jaw dropping titties. I spent about 10 min of this impromptu lap dance before taking her up to the hotel where she did not disappoint.