Cincinnati (and the surrounding area) could...

Cincinnati (and the surrounding area) could REALLY use a great strip club. Pickings are very slim 'round here, as most locals know. This club, in Newport (just across the river) is, unfortunately, not the answer.

I visited last Thursday evening. I'm guessing this club is associated with the Brass Mule (or whatever) just across the road. Strange arrangement. But I stopped there, too, and neither club is very impressive.

The bottom line is this: you can spend $110 to take a not-very-attractive girl to a (cough) "private" booth --- which is naturally not very private with a waitress hounding you every 5 minutes to buy more drinks. The hustle factor is very high --- higher probably than anywhere else I've been. I'm thinking that "extras" are available --- I mean, for that price there must be *something* going on, right? But I don't know first-hand. If extras were not available the place could not possibly survive. The dancers are just unattractive. Period. Not a one of them was attractive.