This place is an absolute dump....

This place is an absolute dump. The only reason I went was because the friend I was going with said that he had fingerbanged two of the strippers at the same time the last time he had gone there about a year ago. He told me it was dimly lit and not many good looking girls but a few were hot. We got there around 11 PM. No place to park for free so it was $10 to park nearby. The club is in Printers Alley and there is a sign in front saying "Nude Karaoke" which is funny cuz the club has no karaoke but next door is a karaoke bar. $5 to byob which you grab across the alley like 20 feet away. It was a $10 cover to get in and we got stamped so we could leave and come back if we wanted. That would not be the case. We walk along a dark corridor and then past "stage" which is a 5 in wooden raised area with white lines around it that try to act like a "fence." We sit near the stage and immediately are accosted by an older woman who is a waitress telling us that its $10 to drink. I pay the $10 and I get unlimited juice for the night. I go to tip the old lady and she wants me to put it between her breasts. Im not interested at all but manage to throw it in there somewhere. The women are appalling to look at. All but two are overweight. And not overweight and pretty. Just overweight. Stretch marks all over. Smoking like chimneys. Some have nipples that are pancake in size. I was disgusted. I did see a petite, pretty black girl with short hair and a nice smile so I wanted to wait until she danced. It was pretty empty and this fat ugly blonde come and sits down next to me and another better brunette sits between me and my friend. Im wondering why she is sitting next to me because there is no way in hell im getting a dance from her. She finally left me alone and cute black girl was dancing. Every single girl in the place asked us for a dance like we were the only have normal looking guys they had ever seen. There was girl after girl that would dance and not make a single dollar and DJ would whine like a little bitch about it. THese girls were so unnatractive I could not believe that they could even have or keep this job. Every 5 min was a 2 for one dance so I took the cute black girl to dance room. Dances are normally $30 and she was gonna do 2 for $30. I pull out 2 twenties to give to bouncer and she pulls them out of my hands and says, "Gimme those because I love tips" with a big smile. Bitch, you have not even danced for me yet! You get a tip AFTER you dance depending on how good you do! I go into room with like old leather couches and there are like 7 or 8 other dancers and customers in there. This girl starts her dance mid song and then ends in early on second song. Alot of contact, grinding and putting my face on her covered chest. I was holding her ass and some bastard over the PA system says, "You need to keep your hands to yourself!" How ghetto is that? So after dance I go back to my seat feeling a bit ripped off. My seat is now taken and alot of guys are in the place now. A very tall thick black girl sits down next to me. She is very pretty and has huge natural breasts. She easily weighs 175lbs but is not fat but very very thick. She askes me for a dance and then i tell her about my previous dance. She tells me that "they dont call me Desire for nothing." She tells me she will do 2 for $40 so we go back to dance room again. She snuggles up to me and puts her chest all over me while she waits for next song to start. Her face is very pretty and her skin is super soft. Dance starts and this girl puts her huuuge tits in my face. I smell a little body odor on her which really turns me off. Then I notice she has a little bit of a gut and has stretch marks all over her waist. Still not an ugly girl but definitely not what Im used to. She did a great dance with alot of grinding but I still wasnt able to do much plus I was turned off. She pushed the VIP really hard during the dance but I told her I was out of money and I dont use atm's. Her dance was alot better than previous and she wanted a big hug from me before I left. My buddy and I left the club. He was dissappointed that it was not darker in there and that there was not enough quality of girls. Since I am used to epic quality girls that are totally nude and up for touching in Toronto, this was an easy 1 star out of 10 for me too. I will never go back to this place again. Spent $110 bucks and did not get alot in return. Glad I went just so I could know what was there but wont ever go again. Oh and the VIP starts at $295 for 15 minutes which is a bunch of crap because at Gabrielle's its $300 for an entire hour. I bet some naughty shit goes down in there if you have the right girl but for that price and ugly of girls no thank you.